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My name's Salad and this isn't Jackass cause those movies scare me.

Hecka rad.

bewbin:

theswedishdragooon:

Found this gem in a Norwegian inflight magazine. Thought I’d share.

Summer is coming

saturns-moons:

today:

We missed you, Al! 

Al is the best. Absolutely the best.

attractiveblogger:

the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.

esme-e-p-o:

Russian Photographer Katerina Plotnikova Takes Stunning Photos With Real Animals  These photos may look like it, but they are not photoshopped. These shots were made possible with the help of professional animal trainers.

miikasaas:

The worst thing about getting into a new anime is tRYING TO LEARN EVERYBODY’S FUCKING NAME

the-jackals:

fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

image

There is no escape from this. 

NO

fuck

chubby-jean:

ask-carla-jaeger:

ablooded:

snk uses blood like other anime use cherry blossoms

image

kiss kiss fall in death and destruction 

flyypizza:


nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

tanked-is-a-good-show:

robotfisherman:

 Mitt - A Netflix Original

This man could have been president

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

rosaparking:

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

IM SO HAPPY

rosaparking:

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

IM SO HAPPY

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

a-p-h-belarus:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

now i can kill ppl and know what im killing them with thank you

vaehar:

don’t lie to yourself

vaehar:

don’t lie to yourself

uncle-press:

DID YOU KNOW THAT IN SKYRIM YOU CAN SNEAK UP ON A BRIARHEART AND LITERALLY PICKPOCKET THE HEART OUT OF HIS CHEST AND KILL HIM IMMEDIATELY