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Bad generic art in the car

polarisopposites:

9ea:

in memory of such fine 2012 memes such as “egg”, “scalene triangle”, and the early “rev up those friers”

excuse me but egg is always a meme.

ben-c:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

i think my favourite part of this is “can we not do this again dave” because it makes me very curious as to dave’s previous shenanigans 

vivapinatafanfiction:

i really like the way the gamecube was designed especially the handle so you could grab it and beat the shit out of your friend when they take your star in mario party from you

My boyfriend never use to send me selfies AND NOW LOOK AT THIS BASTARDDDD GOD DAMNNNN

Now for my 13 hour ride home

Gonna sleep through most of it hopefully

we are all Seungho

burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

sassyasspeterhale:

But soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east, and I fucking read fanfics til four in the morning again

xdarkmoonx:

Watching Markiplier play 5 nights at Freddy’s has already given me nightmares and I love it.

asoiafuniversity:

queen—of—thorns:

I know this is stupid but I’ve always thought it was weirdly endearing how Sansa names one of her primary defenses—her ladylike courtesy—after something as traditionally masculine as armor, while Arya agrees to name her actual dangerous weapon after something as stereotypically feminine as a sewing needle.